More important facts about me

1. I am an erratic, lazy perfectionist. (Note that I carefully edited my stupid last blog post for content and clarity. Yet my office is a mess and I am behind on billing and have a paycheck in my pocket crushed up to be deposited.)
2. I fear rejection (well who doesn't?) but I tend to go "shields up" and develop an attitude of apparent rudeness and snarkiness, while inside I'm like a fourteen year old girl sobbing into her pink fluffy throw pillows and drawing giant violet hearts onto her notebook with x's through them.
3. I may agree with my lamented husband that I may, perhaps, expect way too much from people. Unconditional love, great empathy, and the ability to read minds, for starters.

Did you care? I thought not!