"There are things on heaven and earth, Horatio, that man was not meant to know."
"Don't bullshit a bullshitter"
"But that intimacy of mutual embarrassment, in which each feels that the other is feeling something, having once existed, its effect is not to be done away with."
- George Eliot
"I don't wish to imply that there aren't good things about you or that you're not an extraordinary person but I'd rather let other people enjoy the surprise."
- George Tsargas, "now that it's over"
"Scratch a lover, and find a foe."
"I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."
"It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes."
- Dorothy Parker