Why didn't someone tell me
...that Nigella Lawson is ridonkolously hot?
I watched her make Triple Chocolate Brownies on the Food network and almost lost my mind. And I'm not even that crazy about brownies. When she described the sad white chocolate bits as "vanilla," which they are, I fell in love. I can't explain it. I wanted to bite down and taste the oozy hot flowy melty chocolate....with a nice glass of milk.
Oh dear. I'm culinarilly gay.
Culinarilly looks supremely dirty, doesn't it?