Things to do

when you're tipsy:

Eat cheese and crackers
Make multiple corrections for typos
Amuse thyself

Things not to do:
Go out for sushi
Make phone calls.


Badger-Mania said...

You can always call me when your tipsy!

anonyakmous said...

Isn't making phone calls a problem only when they're to ex's? Feel free to call me too.