It's so big!

Even if you've never owned a broadsword, you still need one of these.

From http://www.cavalierattitude.com/:

Why am I so easily amused? I have no idea. I think I like the red and black one. I can use it to tote around my smaller friends. And their broadswords. Because my friends are tiny, vengeful armed trolls. It's not an insult. They are actual trolls. With broadswords.


BroadswordBager said...

I want on... i have NO practical application for one, but I want one all the same.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Hey Michelle, never show disrespect to the Big Machine. One day it might attack you and blow air into your butt. As a former circus ape, I can tell you it's no fun having a butt like balloon.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I've just realised it's not a vacuum cleaner! What a piece of shit!