8/27/08

It's so big!

Even if you've never owned a broadsword, you still need one of these.

From http://www.cavalierattitude.com/:



Why am I so easily amused? I have no idea. I think I like the red and black one. I can use it to tote around my smaller friends. And their broadswords. Because my friends are tiny, vengeful armed trolls. It's not an insult. They are actual trolls. With broadswords.

3 comments:

BroadswordBager said...

I want on... i have NO practical application for one, but I want one all the same.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Hey Michelle, never show disrespect to the Big Machine. One day it might attack you and blow air into your butt. As a former circus ape, I can tell you it's no fun having a butt like balloon.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I've just realised it's not a vacuum cleaner! What a piece of shit!