Most momentarily disturbing thing I saw today: a women's double-holed leather belt with the buckle torn off. I was alarmed at the sight of it, until about a block later I saw at torn up trash bag with lots of old clothes spilling out of it and on to Morgan Avenue. Not used as a weapon, most likely.
Most stuptarded thing I saw today: hipsterish chick on the L train with an uncased ipod sticking out of the back pocket of her inane blue corduroys. I almost stole it (the ipod) on principle.
Most baffling thing I saw today: Guy with a surfboard getting off the L train at First Avenue. Huh?
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I saw guys with surf boards in manhattan (or was it near my house in Brooklyn I can't remember) the other day. Where are the waves, dudes?
Pick the bad joke du jour:
[ ] How many weeks did you have to wait for the L train?
[ ] Maybe surfboards are the latest fashion accessory?
[ ] Maybe he was trading the surfboard for halvah via craig's list?
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