I tried to sign on for 10 minutes to let people know that I am wearing an exceedingly ugly shirt today.
It's blue, green, pinkish-tan and white paisely. Under the button placket and cuffs (that are permanently rolled up, a great look if you have long arms), there's a pale blue stripe. The buttons stop short of the top, which means you have to look at the black lace camisole that I incongruously put on this morning.
Not a pretty sight. Trust me.