1. An email from a super-high-tech company to me (in response to a job application) addressed: "Dear Sir or Madam"
2. "I was hyperventilating...seriously, it was like the worst day of my life."
- Carmen Electra's personal assistant, when some other celeb turned up with Carmen's dress at a red carpet event because the other celeb, without the PA's knowledge, BOUGHT THE DRESS IN A STORE.
3. My Thomas's lite bagel had no hole. Guess you get what you deserve when you buy lite bagels in a bag.
Yes, I want people to stop reading my blog, I do. I fear it has, up to this point, been far too stimulating.