9/30/06

no more grilled cheese before bed

I had a "discovery channel health" nightmare that i weighed 402 pounds on a digital scale...like the kid in "I'm 16 and morbidly obese." Scary! Not for nothing, but I was shopping for a digital scale on the Bed Bath and Beyond website before bed. I also bought sheets and a damn bath mat though, so what the fuck!

4 comments:

Anonymous (as if) said...

Imagine how self-referential it could have been if the dream was about the sheets instead. You could have dreamed that you were, well, sleeping. In the dream about you sleeping, you could have dreamed that you were, of course, having a dream. In that dream, you'd been shopping online at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, ...

Michelle said...

To be fair, I bought sheets (on sale, they're some benefit thing) for the kid. And the sheets had trains (the kid loves trains), and the trains were going through tunnels....Ah, the heck with it.

I need a better nickname for you. I'd stick with Crosetti, except that character killed himself and that's a bad omen. I think I'll go with Munch. Look it up.

as if anyone under W is "anonymous" said...

So I looked it up:

On SVU, Munch('s) ... main talent seems to be picking up on minutiae that no one else notices, and being more well versed in literature and politics than his younger colleagues.

Some fits, but some seems much more like our well-versed-in-literature colleague. Cultural and literary references, ce n'est pas moi.

Michelle said...

Look, Munch, I never said the appellations were logical. Basically, he's really a tall skinny nice Jewish detective boy. (Note the physical resemblance of Meldrick and "Meldrick." There, we have two snappy dressers capable of terrifically snappy dialogue. But there's really a whole blog in this. Just ask "McNulty.") And haven't you noticed that my Blogger icon is Bayliss? Indeed!