At the folky festival this year, I saw a meditation maze (like the one they painted on the gym floor in "Oz" but more earthy). It didn't relax me. It made me anxious and irritated. I ended up, in a very unzenlike way, hopping over the 'walls' and bugging out of it.
Fun Fact #421: Meditation mazes give me anxiety.
You know what's kind of relaxing? Curling 10 pound free weights.
Fun Fact #427: My butt hurts.