First off, my legs. I have been limping for weeks on a shin-splinty right leg, only to completely dislocate my left knee last weekend in Baltimore. My ankles are weirdly swollen, there's a bunch of bruising on my knee (I didn't fall on it), and it's not getting better. I lent my crutches to a friend and I think that I haven't reclaimed them because that would mean I should use them. I wrap them in neoprene, I take illicit Motrin (thinning my blood to the consistency of acetone, no doubt), and I fret.
Oh yeah, I also do improv, run a few standup shows (running back and forth to the stage 20-odd times), take lots of stairs, and generally behave like an idiot, apparently.
But I don't want to be injured.
Crap.
In the meantime....the Duel 2!
1 - Mark is at least 37 and is kicking ass. I'd do him.
2 - Could Evan be more irritating? And surprisingly doughy?
3 - What's the deal with Katie? Is she sedated? Medicated? Or just menopausal?
4 - Ruthie is cute but a mite creepy.
5 - If someone else uses "myself" improperly again, it's on. It's on.
6 - Evan is a moron.
7 - The 'tribal' opening is bizarre, vaguely offensive in several ways (mostly because half the girls look bored, half the guys lurve being fake warriors.)
8 - Davis's cast picture makes it look like he has boobies.
9 - Yes, I read the cast bios. Shut up.
10 - What the hell kind of a name is Diem?
11 - Ha ha Evan's in the duel!
12 - Shut up.
13 - What the hell kind of a name is Brittni?
14 - Why do they keep letting Eric back on the show? Last time he had freaking arrythmia. Srsly?
15 - Did I just type "Srsly?'
16 - STOP SAYING MYSELF
17 - Shut up Evan.
18 - What the hell kind of a name is Landon?
19 - Srsly?
20 - I need some sleep.
4/17/09
A heart full of rock salt.
Oooh! Blogging about my feelings! It's rare these days, I'm too busy ignoring them.
So I was having a minor meltdown tonight (complete and inefficient overload in many areas of life, some of which I thought were reasonably under control.) Hosting, a couple of cocktails and some pleasant chat about butt sex kept me going for awhile, until I came home and started shaking uncontrollably like my neighbor's adorable sweatered Chihuahua. Well, I was having an attack of the feelings (source confidential at this time, thank you), and it was a mighty one. And once I had a couple of traumatic/thereapeutic/crushing conversations, I laid on the sofa, watching my legs cramp and my knees twitch under my heavy opaque tights. Tights removed, i flipped on the TV and fell upon Kill Bill part 2 (one of my top five favorite movies of all time, the others being Caddyshack, All that Jazz and a few others that do not include Indiana Jones). Michael Madsen (hot! in that beat-up way I adore) plugs Uma Thurman (hot!) in the chest with a double barrel's worth of shells filled with rock salt.
So that's how I felt.
I enjoyed the rest of the movie. I especially enjoy the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Trick.
I made 2 psychotic-looking lamb-shaped cakes, a large and fragile cheese paschka, several kulichi (except the little ones were burned), and 4/5 of the recipe of Ambrosia Salad (sour cream withheld until the day of service). Now I will nap, then pack for my trip, go back to my office and get my flash drive, and I'm outta here.
A heart full of rock salt.
Christos Voskres, yo.
So I was having a minor meltdown tonight (complete and inefficient overload in many areas of life, some of which I thought were reasonably under control.) Hosting, a couple of cocktails and some pleasant chat about butt sex kept me going for awhile, until I came home and started shaking uncontrollably like my neighbor's adorable sweatered Chihuahua. Well, I was having an attack of the feelings (source confidential at this time, thank you), and it was a mighty one. And once I had a couple of traumatic/thereapeutic/crushing conversations, I laid on the sofa, watching my legs cramp and my knees twitch under my heavy opaque tights. Tights removed, i flipped on the TV and fell upon Kill Bill part 2 (one of my top five favorite movies of all time, the others being Caddyshack, All that Jazz and a few others that do not include Indiana Jones). Michael Madsen (hot! in that beat-up way I adore) plugs Uma Thurman (hot!) in the chest with a double barrel's worth of shells filled with rock salt.
So that's how I felt.
I enjoyed the rest of the movie. I especially enjoy the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Trick.
I made 2 psychotic-looking lamb-shaped cakes, a large and fragile cheese paschka, several kulichi (except the little ones were burned), and 4/5 of the recipe of Ambrosia Salad (sour cream withheld until the day of service). Now I will nap, then pack for my trip, go back to my office and get my flash drive, and I'm outta here.
A heart full of rock salt.
Christos Voskres, yo.
4/8/09
You're so different! I'm so different!
Hey guys! I have a rare disease. (It's the first one! It must be the BEST one!)
I've known about for quite a while but didn't realize there was a club!
Whoo!
(actually I mostly try not to think about it. Rats! Or rat poison.)
More...
Crap! There really is a club!
Now I'm really depressed about the whole thing.
I've known about for quite a while but didn't realize there was a club!
Whoo!
(actually I mostly try not to think about it. Rats! Or rat poison.)
More...
Crap! There really is a club!
Now I'm really depressed about the whole thing.
Bloggity bleah.
Too many things! Too much writing! Writing and crocheting make my carpal tunnel kick in. I'm sooooo old.
Random thoughts for the three remaining readers:
1. Feeling like a squishy slug, I decided to walk like mad all last week, which I did. Sunday night I walked home from a show and had to use the bathroom really badly, so I ran home along 4th street. I can't run. I have a shin splint and already lost one Ace bandage clip. I am a moron. A moron with overly large sneakers.
2. What's the deal with Ace bandage clips? Why don't they sell them in packages for us loose-jointed klutzes?
3. At Whole Foods, I spent $70 on Passover goodies and yeast.
4. Tomorrow! MTV! The Dule II! Whoo!
5. ANTM makes Make me a Supermodel look super edgy.
6. I like dresses.
7. I can't Facebook at work. Huzzah!
8. Want to get inspired to write? Don't read the classics. Read a shitty yet compelling book. This will keep you engaged in it long enough to realize that if this trainwreck can get written AND printed, I can write a book too!
9. Maybe.
10. Happy Springtime Holidaze!
Random thoughts for the three remaining readers:
1. Feeling like a squishy slug, I decided to walk like mad all last week, which I did. Sunday night I walked home from a show and had to use the bathroom really badly, so I ran home along 4th street. I can't run. I have a shin splint and already lost one Ace bandage clip. I am a moron. A moron with overly large sneakers.
2. What's the deal with Ace bandage clips? Why don't they sell them in packages for us loose-jointed klutzes?
3. At Whole Foods, I spent $70 on Passover goodies and yeast.
4. Tomorrow! MTV! The Dule II! Whoo!
5. ANTM makes Make me a Supermodel look super edgy.
6. I like dresses.
7. I can't Facebook at work. Huzzah!
8. Want to get inspired to write? Don't read the classics. Read a shitty yet compelling book. This will keep you engaged in it long enough to realize that if this trainwreck can get written AND printed, I can write a book too!
9. Maybe.
10. Happy Springtime Holidaze!
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